The Light in the Bathroom!

I HATE THE BATHROOM LIGHTS WITH A PASSION!!!!!!! i bet they conspire against me. grrrr........ i even think that they talk to each other! (light bulb on the Left telling the light bulb on the Right)"here comes jessica, lets turn off the lights and get her to slip and fall!" They do it all the time!!!!!!!!! My dad had put a motion detector light switch for the bathroom and just my luck that the shower is a little too far from the motion detector so when im in the shower the lights go off all the time!!!!!!!!! and when i try to turn them back on the shower is too far away so i have to get out of the shower just to turn on the lights. A couple of days ago the lights turned off when i was in the shower and i went to turn them on and i slipped and fell out of the shower!!!!! grrrr........! well this was random but i needed to get my anger out so thanks for listening or reading....whatever