UpDateOnLife

So I'm having a writers block. I'm not sure what to write/type about. So i guess i will tell you what i have learned at college so far this year:

1.) Don't wait until 11p.m. to start a 4-5 page essay that's due the next day.
2.) You cant tell a person's hair color by their leg hair.
3.) Don't be late to class or your teacher will make you pray. :-)
4.) NEVER carry soup/ramen while walking by a door. It just might swing open. (ouch)
5.) NEVER EVER go on the roof of Miller Hall (its a secret)
6.) You're not allowed to date your brother. (uh-oh!)
7.) Apples bounce like bouncy balls
8.) Lock your dorm rooms when you go to bed, your RA & DL's might make a late night visit (don't ask)
9.) Never use tape on the walls
10.) NEVER become a cheerleader
11.) Open your eyes when nailing a nail in the wall
12.) Listen and trust God with all your heart
13.) Lock up your food (it will start disappearing)
14.) Always have your window shut. (its hard to shut it when its pouring)
15.) You should always have your bible with you at all times. (or Dr. Anderson with get you)
16.) Look both ways before crossing a road.
17.) (for females) Don't start looking for a guy the first 2 months of college, most of them are fake. (some girls are also fake)
18.) Not everyone is a Christian
19.) Sleeping naked in bed is illegal in Minnesota.
20.) Never try to pet the squirrels, they bite.
21.) Accepting a dare is a bad thing.
22.) Watch out for flying teachers.
23.) God is good all the time.
24.) Always bring your syllabus to class, if you forget......good luck.
25.) Females should NEVER walk alone in the city. (this is very important)
26.) Never pass by anything that is free
27.) Make sure you know how your printer works before you go to college
28.) Foundations of Leadership class is the perfect class to skip!(but you shouldn't skip)
29.) Always carry your student ID card with you
30.) SAC!
31.) Powder Puff Football is NOOO joke!
32.) Hiding under your roommate's bed and scaring her to death is the most fun thing ever!
33.) Go to LifeCore
34.) Slip&Slides are not aloud in the dorm area's
35.) If you get mail, you're cool!
36.) Lydia is not a White Rapper
37.) Solitaire is your best friend
38.) Never curl your hair the night before, you WILL wake up with a fro
39.) 1+1=2
40.) Bus Drivers don't care if you're there, they will keep driving.
41.) Free parking is rare.
42.) 22 girls sharing 3 showers = cat claws come out!
43.) without facebook, college students would be so bored.
44.) Always check your school e-mail
45.) Always go in the "Pooh" bathroom stall if you are going number 2
46.) Stay in contact with your Life Long Friends
47.) Don't be scared of fall in love
48.) People are more important then systems
49.) Carrying a dresser is heavy
50.) Who your really friends are
51.) Christ is always there to meet you, even if you aren't there
52.) People will let you down, but God will never forsake you
53.) I'm not a perfect person and i love that
54.) Jesus is my night in shinning armor
55.) Oct. 11 is taking forever to arrive!
56.) UMMMMM I'm running out of things to write, but will update with more.....